Never stop dating her


It didn't matter how smart or funny or hot you were; if you didn't give ~*g Re At*~ blow jobs, what was the point?While that continues to revolt me because we were 15-year-olds who had no idea what any of that actually meant, it bothers me on a completely different level that we never once expected guys to go down on us in return.Why are we still surrounded by guys who say they don't, as a rule, go down on women?Obviously, it's not my intent to force any guy to do anything they don't want to do.If you want her to think you’re a desperate loser, who has nothing else to do in his day, has no social life and who’s world revolves around her, then go ahead, text her back instantly, every single time.



Their exact words were, "You seriously have the perfect vagina. It's perfect." Why would you want to be with a guy who does think that about you?If he doesn't feel like going down on you at a certain moment, sure, whatever. But the idea that a guy would say he goes down on women because our bodies are repulsive or confusing seriously needs to die.And you can help it die by refusing to date morons who say shit like this.No, it's actually because I'm so psyched that he's not some knuckle-dragging moron still carting around janky, old notions about vaginas being gross and strange or hard to figure out because (1) they're not, (2) they're not, and (3) they're not. And if you still have doubts about whether or not your vagina is cunnilingus-worthy, I still have phone numbers for a few exes who frankly have really good taste.

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Every time a guy I meet says he loves going down on women, I act like I just found a 1960s Prada dress on the side of the road that fits me perfectly and there are lottery tickets in the pockets.